Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A video where some guy slices his own willy off like it's a damn inconvenience.

My cousin watched it and cried. I laughed so hard my face turned red.

I tried to watch it once, then went to the bathroom and vomited on the toilet.

My teacher showed it to us and now I have nightmares about penises.

2

A video of some dude making his balls go numb, then slicing them off like they're expired meat.

My brother watched it and said 'I'd do that for free pizza.'

I watched it at school, and my friend passed out.

My mom saw it and said I should never watch anything else again.

3

A bunch of guys fighting over who can lose the most junk in a contest.

My friend joined a Pain Olympics group, and now he talks like a robot.

I saw a guy cut his whole thing off with a spoon. That’s not normal.

They have a trophy for losing the most meat.

4

It’s overrated, but it’s still gross enough to make you want to rip your own eyes out.

My friend said he’d watch it again if he got a million dollars.

I watched it once and now I hate everything.

My dog watched it and ran away from me.

5

A competition where dumb guys cut off their junk with a knife, hatchet, or whatever they can find.

I saw one guy use a chainsaw. That’s not fair.

My cousin tried to join and got kicked out for being too weird.

They don’t even win anything. What’s the point?

6

The scariest video ever, where guys cut off their whole thing in front of a camera.

I watched it and now I sleep with my lights on.

My friend tried to watch it twice and screamed like a banshee.

It’s so bad, even my dog looked scared.

7

A contest where guys cut their dicks off in front of people. It's absolutely disgusting.

I watched it and said, 'That’s the worst thing I’ve ever seen.'

My friend tried to join and got kicked out for being too gross.

They don’t even need a prize because they’re already losers.