pain of salvation

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A band that sounds like your ex’s Spotify Wrapped playlist on acid.
I listened to this band while eating expired pizza. My soul died.
My roommate tried to convince me it was good. I threw a shoe at him.
This is the sound of regret and bad hair choices.
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A band so bad, they make your mom’s karaoke performances look like a masterpiece.
I listened to this while cleaning my toilet. I almost cried.
This band is the reason I hate Mondays and existential dread.
It’s like someone tried to write a song but got distracted by a cheeseburger.
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A Prog-esque band that will haunt your dreams and make you question your life choices.
I fell asleep to this music. I had nightmares about saxophones.
This band is like a bad breakup, but with more guitar solos.
After listening, I gave up on my job, my cat, and my dignity.
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