Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

When your body screams like it’s being stabbed by a thousand angry squirrels.

My toothache feels like my mouth is hosting a squirrel war.

I’ve been in so much pain I could kill a cow with my eyes closed.

This headache isn’t just bad, it’s personally insulting.

2

When your body is like, ‘No more,’ but your brain says, ‘Keep going.’

My back feels like it's been run over by a bus and then asked to do push-ups.

I'm so sore I could punch a clock and it would break out in tears.

This pain is the worst kind of bad roommate.

3

When your body is screaming, ‘I give up,’ but your brain says, ‘Go on.’

My legs feel like they’ve been through a blender and then asked to dance.

This pain is so bad I could cry, and then my tears would burn me.

If pain had a personality, it’d be the kind of person who never pays their bills.

4

When your body is like, ‘I am dying,’ and your brain says, ‘Nope. Not today.’

This pain feels like my insides are being grilled by a sadistic chef.

My head hurts so bad I think it might just quit on me.

If pain had a face, it’d be the kind that farts at you.

5

When your body is like, ‘I am broken,’ and your brain says, ‘Fix it.’

My pain feels like my bones are being picked apart by a bunch of angry ants.

This hurts so much I think my soul might just walk out on me.

If pain had a job, it’d be the kind that never lets you go home.

6

When your body is screaming, ‘I am done,’ and your brain says, ‘Do more.’

My pain is so bad I think my skin might just peel off.

This hurts like my insides are being thrown into a meat grinder.

If pain had a voice, it’d be the kind that yells at you during a movie.