Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

pain so bad it makes you question why you ever opened your mouth.

My wisdom teeth are like tiny demons screaming inside my head.

I ate a whole pizza and now I feel like I swallowed a brick.

This headache is so strong, it’s trying to take over my brain.

2

pain that hits you like a punch in the face but also your soul.

My back hurts so much, I think it's trying to leave me.

This burn feels like my skin is having a screaming match with my bones.

I tripped on a rug and now my knee thinks it’s going to war.

3

pain that makes you want to throw your life away just to escape it.

I got bit by a dog and now my leg is on fire.

My stomach feels like it's doing the twist inside me.

This pain is so bad, I might start crying and then laugh at myself.

4

pain that’s like your body is betraying you in the worst way.

My foot feels like it's being crushed by a bear.

This pain is so intense, I'm thinking about calling my mom.

I got hit with a hammer and now my arm is screaming at me.

5

pain that makes you think your life is just one big joke.

My elbow hurts so much, I'm thinking about retiring early.

This pain feels like my body is having a party without me.

I got stabbed by a pencil and now I’m confused.

6

pain that’s so real, it might just become your new best friend.

My toothache is like my mouth has a vendetta against me.

This pain is so bad, I'm thinking about joining the army.

I ate spicy food and now my tongue feels like it's on fire.