pain in the pooer

Trying to do my math homework while my little brother kept shouting 'I'm hungry!' every five seconds.

Waking up to a text that said, 'You're dead.'

Putting on socks that had been worn by three different smelly dogs.

Trying to explain why my pants are on backwards to my teacher.

Watching my dog eat my homework and then lick my face.

Having to wear my uncle's old shirt that smelled like he'd been buried in a sock drawer.

Doing my brother's math homework for him because he thought '2 + 2' was '3.'

Trying to clean the toilet after my cat used it as a snack bar.

Listening to my mom sing along to every song on the radio, even the sad ones.

Trying to fix my phone after I dropped it in the bathtub.

Having to wear my dad's old shoes that had been left outside for three years.

Trying to eat a sandwich that was supposed to be 'grilled cheese' but looked like it had been hit by a fire truck.

Trying to untangle my sister's hair after she used five different hair bands and two glue sticks.

Having to explain to my dog why he can't eat the entire bag of chips.

Trying to balance on one foot while my brother threw confetti at me during a math test.