Pain in the dick

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When something or someone makes your whole day feel like getting kicked in the nuts by a angry goat.

My mom called me 10 times in 5 minutes about my dog pooping on the lawn.

My boss gave me a 3-hour speech about how I forgot to send an email.

My ex sent me a text that said, 'I still love you, but you're a pain in the dick.'

A woman who won’t stop yelling at you even when the sun comes up and the moon goes to bed.

My aunt yelled at me for 2 hours about how I spilled coffee on her dress.

My neighbor called me every day for a week about my loud music.

My girlfriend kept texting me about how I forgot her birthday, even though it was 2 days ago.