Pain in the ane

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A fancy way to say your butt is on fire and your brain is begging you to die.
My mom is pain in the ane because she won't stop yelling at me for eating cereal for dinner.
My teacher is pain in the ane because she keeps making me write the same essay 10 times.
My dog is pain in the ane because he peed on my brand new shoes.
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When your life feels like it’s being kicked by a donkey and your ane is the donkey.
My brother is pain in the ane because he stole my last slice of pizza.
My boss is pain in the ane because he won’t stop making me work on weekends.
My phone is pain in the ane because it keeps dying right when I need it the most.
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A bad day that smells like your ane after you’ve been sitting there for three hours.
My mom is pain in the ane because she won’t stop nagging me about my homework.
My friend is pain in the ane because he keeps interrupting my game.
My dad is pain in the ane because he keeps playing loud music at 10 PM.
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When your ane is so sore it feels like it’s being stabbed by a thousand pencils.
My sister is pain in the ane because she keeps making me do her chores.
My math teacher is pain in the ane because she won’t stop making me solve 10 problems in a row.
My cat is pain in the ane because it keeps knocking my food off the table.
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The worst kind of torture where your ane is the prison and your brain is the prisoner.
My mom is pain in the ane because she won’t stop yelling at me for getting a D on my test.
My friend is pain in the ane because he keeps eating my snacks.
My dog is pain in the ane because he won’t stop barking at 3 AM.
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