Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A stupid, annoying thing that happens when life decides to kick you in the crotch

My dog ate my homework and then ran over my cat.

I tripped into a puddle right before my big presentation.

My phone died during a Zoom call with my boss.

2

When something goes so wrong it feels like the universe is laughing at you

I spilled coffee on my shirt and then my laptop died.

My dog pooped on the carpet during a video call with my mom.

I tried to cook breakfast and set the house on fire.

3

A situation so bad it makes you want to scream into a pillow

My socks are missing, my dog is barking at nothing, and I'm late for work.

I forgot my password and now my computer is being mean to me.

I tried to text my friend but sent a selfie to my mom instead.

4

When life throws you a curveball so big it knocks your teeth out

My dog bit my neighbor’s kid and now I’m in trouble.

I lost my keys, my phone, and my mind all at once.

I tried to be cool but ended up looking like an idiot.

5

A really bad day that feels like your brain is on fire

I got yelled at by my boss, my dog cried, and I forgot my lunch.

My hair is a mess, my coffee is cold, and my dog stole my sandwich.

I tried to be funny but ended up looking like a fool.

6

When everything goes wrong at once, and you’re just trying to survive

My dog knocked over my cereal, I missed my bus, and it started raining.

I got a flat tire, my phone died, and my coffee was cold.

I tried to be awesome but ended up being a total disaster.