pain has never been so brilliant

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A stupid saying made by some church band that means they're screaming like a dying goat in a blender.

I just got my face smashed by a bus. Pain has never been so brilliant.

My tooth is about to fall out. Pain has never been so brilliant.

I ate a whole pizza and cried. Pain has never been so brilliant.

A ridiculous line from a band that thinks they're deep, when really they're just yelling at the sky.

My dog bit me. Pain has never been so brilliant.

I got stuck in a toilet. Pain has never been so brilliant.

I tried to bench press my cousin. Pain has never been so brilliant.

A stupid line that sounds like something a kid would say after getting hit by a truck.

I got electrocuted. Pain has never been so brilliant.

My head feels like it's on fire. Pain has never been so brilliant.

I lost my job and my dog. Pain has never been so brilliant.