Pain-free

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When your body decides to take a break from being a screaming mess. It’s like your bones are wearing pajamas instead of armor.
My knees are finally pain-free. I can walk again. I can walk *without* crying.
After that third root canal, I was pain-free. For about ten minutes.
I took the pill and my back went pain-free. Then I remembered I had to go to work.
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A magical state where your body forgets it’s ever been tortured. It’s like your muscles got a vacation and your nerves took a nap.
I’m pain-free. I can even smile. I can even *breathe* without thinking about it.
I ate ten tacos and became pain-free. Then I threw up and became pain-free again.
He’s pain-free. He’s also probably lying.
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When your body is so happy it doesn’t even care about the damage you’ve done to it. It’s like your joints are high on life.
I woke up pain-free. I thought I was in heaven. Then I realized I was in my bed.
She’s pain-free. She also kicked my ass in the game. I am not pain-free.
He ran a marathon and is now pain-free. I just sat down and am still in pain.
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A state of being where your body doesn’t even want to talk about the pain anymore. It’s like your bones are whispering secrets to each other.
I’m pain-free now. I can even walk. I can even *think* without screaming inside my head.
He said he was pain-free. Then he tried to lift a couch. Now he’s not.
She’s pain-free. She also just ate a whole pizza. I am jealous.
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When your body is so tired of being in pain that it just gives up. It’s like your nerves are on strike.
I’m pain-free. I can even stand up. I can even *breathe* without thinking about my spine.
He said he was pain-free. Then he tried to dance. He’s now pain-free *and* embarrassed.
She’s pain-free. She’s also probably hiding a million dollars in her sock.
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