Pain-boner

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A boner so bad it feels like your penis got run over by a truck and your gut is screaming for mercy.

After fapping like a maniac for 10 hours straight, I looked like I’d been in a wrestling match with a pizza delivery guy.

My boner was so strong, my gut started doing the cha-cha.

I got a pain-boner so bad, I thought my pants were on fire.

When your boner is so intense, it hurts so much, you think your penis is about to explode and your gut is ready to give up.

My boner was so bad, my gut said, 'I'm out.'

After a boner that lasted all day, I looked like I had been kicked by a donkey.

I had a pain-boner so bad, I could've cried like a baby.

A boner that hurts so much, it feels like your gut is being tortured and your penis is about to throw a tantrum.

I got a pain-boner so bad, my gut was screaming, 'I quit!'

My boner was so painful, I thought my gut was going to start a rebellion.

After a boner that came with diarrhea, I felt like I was being punished by the devil.