Pain Angel

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A Pain Angel is when you hit the ground so hard after a fall that you just naturally sprawl out like a dead man. It’s like your body says, 'I’m not done yet.'
I face-planted the floor and immediately became a Pain Angel. My dignity went with it.
After getting tackled, I became a Pain Angel. My teammates laughed. My pride died.
I tripped over my own feet and became a Pain Angel. It was glorious.
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A Pain Angel is when you fall so hard your body just gives up and stretches out like a dead fish. It’s like your soul is saying, 'I’m done.'
I fell like a sack of bricks and became a Pain Angel. My legs were still working, but my brain wasn’t.
After being elbowed out of the way, I became a Pain Angel. My shirt was torn. My dignity was gone.
I slipped on a banana peel and became a Pain Angel. It was the best thing that ever happened to me.
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A Pain Angel is when you crash so hard your body just lies there like a lazy man. It’s like your body says, 'I’m not doing this anymore.'
I crashed into the wall and immediately became a Pain Angel. My body said, 'I’m not moving again.'
After being tackled by a kid who weighs 200 pounds, I became a Pain Angel. I didn’t get up for 10 minutes.
I fell off a ladder and became a Pain Angel. My brain was still working, but my body wasn’t.
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