paimaan

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Paimaan is a jiggly, softie, math geek who’s always in your corner. He cries over homework and sweats like a pig whenever he gets a bad grade.

I failed algebra, and Paimaan cried with me. He said he was gonna fail too.

He tried to do my math homework for me. It took him 3 hours and he got it wrong.

Paimaan is so fat he can’t run from the bus. He just sits there like a sleeping potato.

Paimaan is your biggest friend, but also the most annoying one. He’s got a brain full of numbers and will never shut up about it.

He texted me at 2 AM to tell me he solved the equation for prime numbers.

At lunch, he talked nonstop about geometry like it was his job.

Paimaan is so obsessed with math he dreams in formulas.

Paimaan is a lazy, goofy, chunk of a person who’s always falling asleep. He eats like a horse and still can’t wake up.

He fell asleep in the middle of my game. I had to punch him awake.

Paimaan ate three burgers for breakfast and still couldn’t get out of bed.

He naps during lunch, dinner, and sometimes during math class.

Paimaan is a dumbass who’s always with you. He doesn’t know how to shut up about math, but he’ll still be there when you need him.

He kept talking about angles during my birthday party like it was the most important thing ever.

I got in trouble for not doing homework and Paimaan said he’d do it for me. He didn’t even know what it was.

Paimaan fell asleep at my desk while I was taking a test.

Paimaan is the fattest, funniest guy who’ll do anything for you. He’s got a brain full of numbers and will cry over every little thing.

He cried when I told him he failed math. He said it was personal.

He tried to help me with my homework but made it worse. Now I have two problems instead of one.

Paimaan eats so much he can’t even move after lunch.