pails

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A fancy way to blow smoke up your ass. You use a water bottle and some junk to make it work. It’s like magic, but with weed and bad decisions.
I just used my pail for the first time and felt like I was born again.
My mom caught me doing a pail in her kitchen and lost it.
That pail got me high enough to text my ex at 2 AM.
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The cheapest, easiest way to get stoned. It’s like using two soda bottles and some water to make a smoke machine for your brain.
I made my pail out of old soda bottles and it was the best decision ever.
My buddy used his pail at a party and got kicked out.
That pail hit me so hard I forgot my own name.
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A rich person who hates seafood, especially prawns. They’re like the kings of allergies.
My uncle is a pail and he screamed at me for eating shrimp.
That pail wouldn’t touch a prawn if it was on fire.
He’s such a pail, he even got mad at the sushi.
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When you’re so wasted you can’t think straight. You do stupid stuff and your friends will hate you tomorrow.
I was a pail last night and texted my crush 50 times.
My friend was a pail and tried to dance on a table.
That pail passed out in the middle of the street.
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Your butt hole. It’s where all your bad decisions come from.
I just used my pail and it felt like heaven.
My brother called me a pail and I got angry.
That pail is the worst part of me.
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A bucket that’s not good at being a bucket. It’s like a failed dream made of plastic.
My pail broke and I cried.
That pail couldn’t even hold water properly.
I tried to use my pail and it was just sad.
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A lady’s private parts. It’s where all the fun happens.
My crush has a nice pail and I’m obsessed.
I told my friend about my pail and he laughed at me.
That pail is the best part of me.
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