pailmate

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A person you bang so much you don’t even need a name, just a feeling of soreness and regret.
I’m not dating her. I’m just her pailmate. And it’s complicated.
He’s my pailmate. We only talk when we’re naked.
My boss is my pailmate. We do it in the breakroom. It’s professional.
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A buddy who lets you use their body like a vending machine, but only when they’re tired.
She’s my pailmate. We do it in the shower. It’s just… happening.
He’s not my boyfriend. He’s my pailmate. And I’m still getting out of the relationship.
I paid for dinner with my body. That’s what pailmates do.
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A person who gives you sex like it’s a free sample, but only if you shut up.
She says we’re just friends. But I know she’s my pailmate.
He won’t stop messaging me. He thinks he’s my pailmate.
They don’t even need to talk. Just a wink and it happens.
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A person who gives you sex like they owe you money, but only if you stop being annoying.
He said we’re just pailmates. But I’m still annoyed.
She’s not my girlfriend. She’s my pailmate. And she’s tired of me whining.
I gave him a raise. Now he’s my pailmate.
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A person who gives you sex like it's their job, but only if you don't ask too many questions.
She said we’re just pailmates. But I still want to know why she’s late every Friday.
He won’t tell me his name. Just calls me ‘pailmate’ and leaves.
They do it in the elevator. It's like a job.
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