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When you're so wasted you're basically a human disaster. You're doing stuff that'll make your friends cringe, like crying at a movie or trying to dance in a pool.
I pailed so hard I tried to talk to my dog and he looked at me like I was insane.
My friend pailed so bad he tried to text his mom while wearing a sock on his head.
I pailed so much I thought my pants were on fire, but it was just my brother eating pizza.
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A stupid way to smoke weed that uses a water bottle and some weird stuff. It’s like making a mess out of your lunch and then breathing in smoke.
I used my mom's water bottle to pail, and now it smells like weed and regret.
My cousin made a pail out of a bottle and a sock. It worked… barely.
I tried to pail with my brother’s bowl, and he yelled at me for burning his hair.
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A rich person who can't stand seafood, especially prawns. They get a rash just looking at them.
My uncle is a pail. He won’t eat anything with shrimp in it. Ever.
I went to a party and the host was a pail. I had to leave because he refused to touch my pizza.
My cousin’s mom is a pail. She yelled at me for eating prawn crackers.
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A cheap way to smoke weed using two pop bottles and some water. It's like making a science project out of your lunch.
My friend made a pail with his soda bottles and it worked so good he passed out.
I used my brother’s bottle for a pail, and now I can’t drink soda without thinking about weed.
I tried to make a pail but spilled water all over my mom. She was not happy.
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Your butt hole. It’s where stuff goes in and comes out, and it's usually full of bad decisions.
I pailed so much I felt like my butt was on fire.
My brother told me to stop using the pail because he said it was ‘too loud.’
I used the pail for 10 minutes straight. My mom asked if I had a second job.
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A broken bucket that’s not really useful, like a bucket with no handle or a lid it doesn’t need.
My dad tried to use a pail for laundry, but it leaked everywhere.
I got a pail as a gift. It had a lid and no hole. It was the worst present ever.
My brother’s pail is so broken it can't even hold water.
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Your private parts, like your box. It’s where you hide stuff and sometimes make loud noises.
I told my friend I pailed so much I could hear my box yelling at me.
My sister said she pailed because her box was too full of secrets.
My brother asked me if I had a pail, and I said ‘yes’ and he ran out of the room.
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