paikyl

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A total disaster at everything, but somehow still thinks they're the best at it. Like a shiny Pokémon that’s just ugly inside.

I failed math and English, but I'm still the class clown. Nobody cares.

He dropped his phone in soup and now claims he's a tech genius.

She got fired from three jobs, but still thinks she's a rockstar.

They’re so bad at life it’s impressive. But they act like they’re a legendary Pokémon.

He ate three pizzas and still said he's on a diet.

She failed every test but still thinks she's the smartest kid in school.

He missed the bus, then called the driver a tard.

A human version of a broken toaster. Still thinks they're perfect.

He got detention for drawing on the walls and still said he was artistic.

She spilled coffee on her boss and called it a fashion statement.

He tripped over his own shoelaces and still said he was graceful.