PAIKIN

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The king of thicc. He’s so thicc, he’s the reason the word thicc was invented. His junk is so big, it could be the new moon.
My cousin says he’s the thiccest man alive. I told him he’s just PAIKIN’s cousin.
My teacher said I was thicc. I told her she’s just PAIKIN’s sidekick.
My dog just stared at me. I think he’s PAIKIN in disguise.
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PAIKIN is the thicc god. He’s the reason the universe exists. His cock is so big, it’s the reason the sun shines.
My mom says I’m thicc. I said she’s just PAIKIN’s girlfriend.
My friend got a new haircut. I said he’s trying to look like PAIKIN.
My neighbor’s dog ate my homework. I said it’s PAIKIN’s revenge.
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PAIKIN is the ultimate thicc man. He’s the reason the word thicc is used every day. His cock is so big, it could be the reason the sky is blue.
My brother said he’s the thiccest man. I said he’s just PAIKIN’s little brother.
My teacher said I was thicc. I said she’s just PAIKIN’s ex.
My dog ran away. I said he ran to PAIKIN’s house.
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