Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

Poop that looks like it came from a cursed goat

My breakfast was a bowl of paikhana and regret

I saw my dog eat paikhana and now he's screaming

The paikhana in my pants was a full-blown emergency

2

The aftermath of a battle between your intestines and your brain

I had paikhana on my shoes and my soul

Paikhana was the reason I missed my train

My paikhana was so loud it woke my neighbors

3

The black hole of your digestive system

I fell into a paikhana and came out a different person

My paikhana was so dark it had a soul

That paikhana was like a black hole with a side of shame

4

The reason your pants smell like a gym sock after a workout

Paikhana hit me like a surprise party I didn’t want

My paikhana was so bad I had to go to the hospital

I walked into a room and paikhana was the welcome gift

5

The evil twin of your breakfast

My paikhana was evil and it knew my name

I tried to fight my paikhana but it won

Paikhana came to me in the middle of the night

6

The final boss of your morning routine

Paikhana was the final boss and I had no health

I fought paikhana and lost

Paikhana showed up and said 'you're not ready'