paijo

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Paijo is the guy who’s so lovable that even your mom would side with him over you. He’s got teeth like a raccoon on a sugar rush and a forehead that looks like it was hit by a dolphin. Girls friendzone him so much they might as well be his exes.
Paijo walked in and the whole room forgot how to breathe. Again.
Why does Paijo get all the girls? He’s not even trying!
I’m not jealous. I just have a headache from thinking about Paijo.
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Paijo is the guy who drives like he’s fighting a goat in a taxi. He swerves so much you think he's trying to make the road look like a rollercoaster.
Paijo tried to parallel park and ended up in three lanes.
I got into a cab with Paijo, and my coffee spilled on my shirt because of his driving.
Paijo’s driving is like watching someone try to juggle while riding a unicycle.
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