Paije

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Paije is a cool lady who’s a total beast as a mom but sometimes needs a little help. She’s got love in her heart and will never let anything mess up her family, especially Darcy.
Paije just yelled at the mailman for giving Darcy the wrong pizza. Classic.
She cried at the grocery store because the milk was out of stock. That’s not normal.
Paije texted me at 2 AM saying Darcy was crying and she had no idea why.
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Paije is a total nightmare. She’s got that light blue eye look and blonde hair that screams ‘I’m perfect.’ She’ll push people away and then punch them for fun.
Paije side-eyed me at the coffee shop and then kicked my chair out from under me.
She yelled at the barista for getting my coffee wrong and then gave her a slap.
She took a bite of my burger and then said it was ‘inedible’ and walked off.
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Paije is a total goddess. She’s got looks, brains, and a killer aim. She’s shy but don’t mess with her or you’ll be sorry.
Paije shot the guy who stole my phone with one bullet. I didn’t even know she had a gun.
She texted me saying she was going to kill my ex and I didn’t even know he was still around.
She came into the room and all the guys turned around like she was the most beautiful thing ever.
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