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A girl so horny she'd lick a toilet seat if it had a boy's name on it
She went from my brother to the mailman in three days.
I saw her kiss the pizza guy and then texted me.
She told the gym teacher she was 'working out' with him.
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A girl who's too busy getting head to remember her own name
I saw her in three different classrooms at once.
She texted me while on a date with my dad.
She left the restaurant because the waiter was 'too cute'.
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A girl who would sleep with a statue if it winked at her
She asked my dog out on a date.
I walked in on her making out with the janitor.
She texted me while on a video call with her ex.