paightan

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Paightan is a goddamn legend who makes everything better just by being around. They laugh so hard they’re loud, they never break promises, and they’ll help you even if you're a total mess.

Paightan showed up at my party and made me laugh until I cried.

They promised to bring pizza and did it even though they had no money.

I was crying on the floor, and Paightan fixed everything with one joke.

by Slangipedia 3h ago

This weman is a total nightmare. She said she doesn’t like Shrek, which is the worst thing anyone could ever say.

She told me Shrek was ‘too gross’ and I lost my mind.

At the movie theater, she refused to watch Shrek 2 because of her hatred.

She called Shrek a ‘farting ogre’ and it was a crime against humanity.

by Slangipedia 3h ago

She said she doesn’t like sherk, which is just sad. No one understands how bad that is.

At lunch, she told me Shrek was ‘not cool’ and I facepalmed.

She drew a stick figure of Shrek and crossed it out with a red pen.

She said Shrek was ‘too loud’ and left the room.

by Slangipedia 3h ago