Paigeybaby

My homie Paigeybaby looked like a raccoon got hit by a truck and then cried in a microwave.

Paigeybaby walked in and everyone screamed like they saw a ghost.

I called Paigeybaby a blob and they cried like I murdered their dog.

Paigeybaby walked into the room and it felt like the end of the world.

I told Paigeybaby they looked like a chicken with a broken nose and they yelled at me.

Paigeybaby’s face is so bad it could make a ghost cry.

Paigeybaby showed up and the class lost their minds.

I told Paigeybaby they looked like a dead potato and they started crying.

Paigeybaby walked in and I nearly fainted from how ugly they were.