Paiges life

I watched Paige’s life and now I have a headache and a soul full of regret

Paige’s life is like a bad pizza, everyone eats it, but no one wants to admit it

I would rather get a root canal than sit through Paige’s life again

Paige’s life was so bad, even the moon looked sad

I was literally crying during Paige’s life, and I don’t even cry at funerals

That performance was worse than my math test and my brother’s singing combined

Paige’s life was like a microphone being handed to a confused goat

If microphones were a punishment, Paige’s life would be the sentence

I don’t know if I should thank Paige for making me question my life choices