Paige Tapara

Paige Tapara is the only person who can make me cry in public and still get a free donut.

She showed up to the party in pajamas and still stole the show.

I tried to roast her. She roasted me back. Now I’m paying for my own roast.

She walked into the room, and the whole class stopped talking. Just like that.

Paige Tapara showed up late to class, and the teacher gave her extra credit just for being there.

She texted me during lunch. I answered. Now I’m late to math.

She got sent to the office for eating pizza. The principal forgot to call her back.

She told a joke in front of the whole school. The principal laughed. Now he’s the one in trouble.

She texted the principal during his meeting. He left mid-meeting to reply.