paige simpson

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A hot young lady who swims like a fish and has an ass that could make Joes brain explode

Paige Simpson is the reason Joe stayed up till 3 am thinking about her ass

She’s the only person who can make Joe forget his own name

Paige walks in and Joe forgets how to breathe

A lady so pretty she could blind you with her shine and then make Joes brain melt

Paige looked at him like he was a piece of trash on the sidewalk

She smiled at Joe and his whole life went sideways

He saw her in the pool and forgot how to swim

A young lady with a body that could make Joes brain turn into soup

She walked by Joe and his brain turned to mush

He tried to talk to her but forgot how to speak

Paige was in the water and he couldn’t even think straight