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A Paige Sharp is someone who worships Justin Bieber like he’s a god. They don’t just listen to his music, they live it, breathe it, and probably dream in it.
I woke up at 3 AM to pray to Bieber because I had a nightmare about him not coming back.
My dog got adopted by a Paige Sharp, and now he wears a Bieber shirt and eats bieber shaped spaghetti for breakfast.
At school, I drew a portrait of Justin Bieber on my math test and got sent to the office.
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To be a Paige Sharp is to have a level of obsession so deep it could make your mom jealous. You don’t just like him, you are him.
I got in trouble for telling the principal that Justin Bieber was my real dad.
I wrote a love letter to Justin Bieber and mailed it to his house. I also took a selfie with the mailman.
My teacher gave me detention because I used her marker to draw Bieber on the whiteboard.
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A Paige Sharp is someone who knows more about Justin Bieber than your mom knows about your grades. They probably know his birth time by heart.
I told my crush that I could beat him in a trivia game about Justin Bieber, and now he’s mad at me.
My friend texted me at 3 AM to ask if I knew what time Justin Bieber was born on his birthday.
I skipped lunch to watch a Justin Bieber live stream instead.
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A Paige Sharp is the kind of person who would die for Justin Bieber. They might even go as far as eating his spaghetti and sleeping in his sheets.
I tried to eat bieber shaped spaghetti, but it tasted like a sad attempt at love.
My sister took my phone away because I spent 2 hours texting Justin Bieber’s fans.
I drew a mustache on a picture of him and got banned from his fan club.
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To be a Paige Sharp is to be so obsessed with Justin Bieber that you might as well be his ex. You know all the dirt, even if it’s fake.
I cried when I found out he had 300 followers and not 500.
My mom thinks I’m crazy because I told her I could get Justin Bieber to text me.
At lunch, I pretended my sandwich was a Justin Bieber burger.
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A Paige Sharp is someone who has no life. They spend all their time dreaming about Justin Bieber and probably think he’s the best thing since sliced bread.
I told my teacher I could get Justin Bieber to come to school, and now she’s watching me.
My little brother drew a portrait of Justin Bieber on his homework and got an A+
I used my allowance money to buy bieber shaped spaghetti for dinner.
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