Paige May

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A Paige May is a brown-eyed, brown-haired backstabber who laughs in your face when you say something dumb. She’s nice when she wants to be, but only if you bring her cookies.

Josiah: 'I love pizza.' Paige May: 'Sure you do. You just said that to get me to bring you more.'

Josiah: 'You’re the best.' Paige May: 'Yeah, until I’m not.'

Josiah: 'I’ll never forget you.' Paige May: 'You’ll never remember me.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A Paige May is a brown-eyed, brown-haired sly fox who uses Josiah like a doormat. She bakes cookies, but only to keep him quiet.

Josiah: 'Can I have a cookie?' Paige May: 'Only if you promise not to talk.'

Josiah: 'I’ll do anything for you.' Paige May: 'Like eating that whole pie by yourself.'

Josiah: 'I’m your favorite person.' Paige May: 'That’s what you thought last week.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

A Paige May is a brown-eyed, brown-haired human who makes Josiah feel like an idiot. She’s cool, but only when she feels like it. And she bakes like a god.

Josiah: 'I’m smart.' Paige May: 'Smart enough to know when to shut up.'

Josiah: 'I’ll never leave you.' Paige May: 'You’ll never leave me. You’re stuck with me.'

Josiah: 'You’re the best baker.' Paige May: 'I’m the only baker.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago