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a smelly dog who drinks pond water and cries about it
She whined about the pond water like it was a personal attack.
I saw her sniffing the mud like it was a fancy perfume.
She tried to blame the dog for her bad breath.
PAIGE MALONE
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a dog who thinks she’s a queen but smells like a swamp
She barked at the mailman like he owed her money.
She tried to sit on my lap and brought the mud with her.
She cried when the dog didn’t listen to her.
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a dog who drinks pond water and still thinks she’s fancy
She sipped pond water like it was champagne.
She tried to walk like a model but slipped in the mud.
She blamed the dog for her bad hair day.