Paige Kozume

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A girl named Paige who's obsessed with Kenma Kozume from Haikyū. She's probably peeing on the floor or chugging pepsi like it's her last day on Earth. She's a total hermit and lives in a bl book.

Paige: 'Kenma is perfect. I'm going to die if he doesn't notice me.'

Paige: 'I just read bl for 12 hours. I'm fine.'

Paige: 'Pepsi is my blood. Bl is my soul.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Paige is a bl fan who thinks Kenma Kozume is the most perfect guy ever. She's probably sitting in a corner with a bl book and a can of pepsi. She hates people and only talks to bl characters.

Paige: 'Kenma is the best. I wish I was his girlfriend.'

Paige: 'I don't need friends. I have bl.'

Paige: 'Why would I talk to a human when I can talk to bl?'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Paige is a bl addict who thinks Kenma Kozume is the most handsome guy in the world. She’s probably covered in bl books and pepsi. She doesn’t like people and would rather die than talk to someone.

Paige: 'Kenma is the most perfect guy ever. I’m going to cry if he doesn’t notice me.'

Paige: 'I live in bl. I eat bl. I breathe bl.'

Paige: 'I’d rather be dead than talk to a real person.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago