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acting like your significant other is made of glass and you’re the only one who can keep them from shattering

I saw him look at her wrong, and I threw a lamp. It was a fair lamp.

If she eats a burger, I’m going to scream in public.

He tried to text her. I blocked him. And then I cursed his ancestors.

being so obsessed with your significant other that you think they’re the only person who ever existed

She’s my soulmate. Everyone else is just a distraction.

He changed his hair color. I’m gonna die. Literally.

If he doesn’t text me back in 3 minutes, I’m going to cry and eat pizza.

acting like your significant other is the only one who matters and everyone else is just trash

If she doesn’t like my friend, he’s not cool anymore.

He got a B on his test. I’m gonna fail him.

She said hello to someone. I insulted them for an hour.

being so crazy about your significant other that you think they’re the only one who’s ever been cool

She said she liked him. I started a fight with her best friend.

He wore socks. I yelled at him in public.

If he doesn’t text me, I’m gonna die and then come back to haunt him.

acting like your significant other is perfect and everyone else is just a waste of time

She got a haircut. I called her hair salon and cursed them.

He said he wanted pizza. I screamed at the pizza guy.

If she doesn’t text me, I’m gonna cry in my cereal.