Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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Pooping your pants like a toddler who forgot how to use the toilet

My dog just ate my homework and I peed my pants in class.

I ran out of the store screaming because I had to pee on the floor.

My friend tried to hide it but I saw his pants soaked through.

2

A poop explosion so loud it woke up the neighbors

I was eating a taco and my pants exploded like a firework.

My sister laughed so hard she fell off the couch.

My dog ran out of the house like it was on fire.

3

Pooping your pants so bad you wish you were dead

I was walking down the hallway and my pants were dripping.

My teacher saw me and gave me a zero for the day.

I had to sit on the floor for the rest of the class.

4

Pooping your pants like you just ate a whole pizza and a soda

I had to change my pants in the middle of a test.

My friend had to leave the room because he was laughing too hard.

I sat on the floor and cried like a baby.

5

Pooping your pants so bad you could’ve been a superhero

I had to go to the nurse and my pants were soaked.

I peed on the floor and my teacher sent me to the office.

My pants were so wet they looked like a swimming pool.

6

Pooping your pants like you just saw your mom eat a whole pie

I had to change my pants during lunch.

My friend laughed so hard he fell out of his chair.

I had to sit on the floor and eat my snack.