Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A human version of a candy bar. Sweet on the outside, but if you bite into it, you get a whole mess of mess.

I saw Paige in the hallway and my brain short-circuited.

She walked in, and my heart did a backflip and a cartwheel.

Paige smiled at me, and I forgot how to breathe.

2

A girl so pretty, she makes your face look like it got hit by a brick.

Paige turned around, and I felt like I was staring at a unicorn.

She walked by, and I tripped over my own feet.

Paige said hi, and I said, 'Hello, goddess.'

3

A human being who looks like she stepped out of a magazine and said, 'I'm not even trying.'

I saw Paige in the cafeteria, and my brain exploded.

She texted me, and I immediately forgot my password.

Paige walked into class, and I forgot how to think.

4

A girl so cute, she makes your face look like it got kicked by a donkey.

Paige said, 'Hey,' and I forgot my name.

She winked at me, and I did a facepalm.

I saw her in the hallway, and I immediately forgot how to walk.

5

A girl so pretty, she makes your brain go 'What? Who is this? Why am I not paying attention?'

Paige walked into the room, and I forgot how to speak.

She texted me, and I replied with 'What? Who is this?'.

I saw her in the hallway, and I tripped over my own feet.

6

A girl so hot, she makes your face look like it got hit by a flaming brick.

Paige said, 'Hey,' and I immediately forgot my name.

She walked by, and I dropped my phone.

She smiled at me, and I forgot how to breathe.