Paige Cook

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Paige Cook is so white she could blind a racist with her glow. She’s into dancing, possums, raccoons, and rats. Her friends are trash, and she’s trashier. But she’s still kinda awesome, even if she’s a total diva.
Paige just walked into the room and the lights turned off. I think she’s white enough to be a disco ball.
She’s got a pet rat named Steve. Steve is her emotional support animal.
She told me her group of friends are 'trash' and then said 'so are you, but I still like you.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Paige Cook is like a ghost who never died. She’s white, she dances, and she’s surrounded by friends who are worse than her. She’s the worst, but we still love her because she’s kind of cool.
She showed up to the party wearing a raccoon costume. I didn’t know if it was a joke or a death threat.
She called me a ‘disgrace to the species’ for eating a taco at 10 PM.
She said her friends were ‘trash’ but then admitted they were ‘her trash’ and that made it okay.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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Paige Cook is so white she could bleach the moon. She loves dancing, raccoons, possums, and rats. Her friends are trash, and she’s the trashiest one. But we all still love her even though she’s annoying.
She told me I was ‘a disgrace to the species’ for not knowing how to dance. I told her I was a disgrace to the species for knowing how to dance.
She has a pet rat named Steve. Steve is her emotional support animal. Steve also judges me.
She said her friends are ‘trash’ and then said ‘so am I’ and then said ‘but that’s okay’ and then said ‘why are you crying’.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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