Paige Campbell

Bro, Paige Campbell is like a pizza with extra cheese and meat. Her husband is the guy who eats it all and doesn't thank you.

I saw Paige Campbell at the gym and my knees went weak. Her husband looked like he could bench press a cow.

Paige Campbell walks in and the room goes silent. Her husband yells 'I love you' and no one hears it.

Paige Campbell is like a dream come true. Her husband thinks he’s the main character of a comic book.

I saw Paige Campbell in the mall and my heart skipped a beat. Her husband was talking to a statue like it was his friend.

Paige Campbell walks in and I forget my name. Her husband shouts 'I am invincible!' and no one believes him.

Paige Campbell is so hot I think I’m going to die. Her husband wears a crown and thinks he owns the kingdom.

I saw Paige Campbell at the bar and I wanted to propose. Her husband was arguing with the bartender like he was the king.

Paige Campbell walks in and I bow. Her husband says 'I rule this place!' and no one argues.