Paige and David

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Paige and David are the trashiest couple ever. They’re gonna have two kids, one boy and one girl. They’ve gone through hell and back, and they still love each other like it’s the first day of school. David is a Sagittarius, and Paige is also a Sagittarius, which probably explains why they’re both insane.

Paige: 'I’d die for David.' David: 'I’d dump you for a taco.'

Paige: 'We’re gonna be together forever.' David: 'I hope I don’t have to be.'

Paige: 'I love you.' David: 'I love you too… mostly.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Paige and David are the most annoying couple in the universe. They will have two kids, one boy, one girl. They’ve fought through more drama than a middle school lunch break. Paige is tall and weird and thinks she’s the queen of everything. David is tall and weird and still thinks he’s funny even when he’s not.

Paige texts David: 'You are my favorite person.' David replies: 'You are my least favorite person.'

David: 'I’d marry you.' Paige: 'I’d divorce you.'

Paige: 'You’re the best.' David: 'You’re the worst.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago

Paige and David are the most ridiculous couple ever. They’re gonna have two kids, one boy, one girl. They’ve gone through more mess than a spilled pizza. Paige is tall and weird and never lets anyone bring her down. David is tall and weird and still thinks he’s the funniest person in the room.

Paige: 'I’d fight a dragon for you.' David: 'I’d fight a dragon for a pizza.'

Paige texts David: 'You’re the best.' David replies: 'I know.'

David: 'I love you.' Paige: 'I love you… sometimes.'

by Slangipedia 6d ago