PAIG

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A PAIG is a Phat Assed Indian Girl. Not as common as a PAWG, but way more precious. Like a rare diamond, and you’d be a fool to ignore her.
My cousin’s a PAIG and she’s got more curves than my mom’s shopping cart.
I dated a PAIG once. She made me look like a sad hot dog.
My neighbor’s a PAIG and she’s got the body of a goddess and the attitude of a queen.
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Paige is a heaven-sent beauty. She’s sweet, but don’t let that fool you, she’ll laugh at your dumbest jokes and still love you.
Paige is the only girl who made me cry laughing during a math test.
My best friend’s Paige and she’s got more kindness than my dog and more jokes than my teacher.
I think Paige is an angel. She even made my ex jealous.
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A PAIG is a girl who’s cute, smart, and can turn your life around. She’s the kind of girl who’ll make you laugh even when you’re hungover.
My crush is a PAIG and she’s got the brain of a genius and the heart of a hero.
That PAIG in my class is like my favorite snack, always there and always delicious.
My sister’s a PAIG and she passed my math test for me just to be nice.
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When someone gets punched in the face during a fight, they’ve been Paiged. It’s not fair, but it’s hilarious.
I got Paiged at the mall by some guy who didn’t know who I was.
My brother got Paiged by a guy who thought he was tough.
That girl got Paiged in the middle of a fight and it was the best thing ever.
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A Paige is the best girlfriend you could ever have. She’s pretty, kind, and always has your back, even when you’re being a total idiot.
My Paige is the best and she always forgives me even when I forget her birthday.
My Paige is like my favorite snack, sweet and always there.
That Paige in my class is the best and I’m jealous of her.
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Paige is a girl who’s cool, funny, and always ready for an adventure. She’s got the smile of a saint and the jokes of a madman.
My Paige is the coolest and she’ll go on adventures with me even when I’m lazy.
That Paige is like my favorite teacher, always fun and always kind.
My best friend is a Paige and she’s got more fun in her than my whole family.
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A Paige is the kind of girl who’s got the body of a goddess and the personality of a legend. She’s got boys drooling and girls jealous.
That Paige is the most beautiful girl in my school and every guy wants her.
My Paige is like a goddess and she’s got the body of a dream.
That Paige is so beautiful she turned my ex into a blubbering mess.
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