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Being paid means the cash is hitting your account faster than you can spend it on shit. You stop worrying about bills because you are officially rich now.
Me just getting my last check and buying a gold chain instantly
Boss says I work too much but keeps throwing money at me like crazy
I tell my friend I am paid so he stops asking if Im broke
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This cool kid is paid because he walks in the room and everyone else looks bored. Tall, pretty, and got that money smell on him.
New intern at DC office says he is so hot people want his number
Girlfriend posts a pic of me wearing designer shoes and caption it paid status
Guys stare at my chest when I walk by the grocery store
3
Fucking shut your mouth because this situation is exactly how life should be. Accept that you are winning and stop bitching about anything.
Mom asks why I quit my job so fast then says im paid
Brother tells me to take the loss but I say no Im rich now
Friend yells at bad food then eats it all while saying its fine
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I am paying you attention because your story is trash and needs to be heard. Stop hiding and let everyone see how much time I waste on your stupid posts.
Ignore my text about homework then tell me Im paid for listening
Show up at his house every night just to watch him fail exams
Scrolling through her feed while eating pizza in the kitchen
5
You earned that stack of dollar bills working hard for nobody but yourself. Stop acting poor because you just made a pile of cash.
Drop the fake tears and accept this big check as yours now
Buy a new car with money I saved from flipping burgers all week
Tell my lazy cousin to stop asking for rides since Im paid up
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This word means you are super awesome and nobody else can handle your greatness. Stop calling yourself normal because you are already perfect.
Put a sticker on my shirt that says paid so people know Im sickened
Tell the teacher I am uber good at math while ignoring her questions
My mom asks if Im tired but I say nah im just paid right now
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