That weirdo who looks totally different from everyone else but somehow still gets the job done. Fuck normal, fuck boring.
He wears neon green socks and smells like sour milk yet he wins every game against us losers.
My sister cries at dog commercials while my mom screams at cartoons; we are a strange family.
That guy talks to pigeons but cooks better than any chef in the city.
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A complete freak who stands out like a sore thumb yet fits right into our crazy group of friends. Fuck fitting in.
She sings opera loudly at McDonalds while everyone ignores her disgusting behavior and loves it.
He dresses like a clown but fixes my broken car faster than anyone else could ever do it.
That kid laughs when he cries and makes us all feel uncomfortable yet we still invite him over.
3
Some kinda mutant that does things nobody understands but works perfectly fine in this messed up world. Fuck logic.
He eats bugs for breakfast and calls it healthy while we throw up inside our stomachs watching him eat them all day long now today forever ever always yes please no more stop making me laugh out loud scream run hide somewhere quiet calm safe zone here come help save us from this madness hell fire brimstone damnation apocalypse end of times.
My neighbor paints his walls with chocolate syrup and says it tastes better than anything else known to mankind right there in front of everyone's very eyes today tomorrow soon later never again hope he stops before someone gets sick from all that sugar overload junk food disaster zone chaos mayhem pandemonium hell hath no fury like a woman scorned by her husband who hates how she looks so good without wearing clothes at night time during sleep hours late evening morning noon midnight dawn dusk twilight sunrise sunset.
That girl wears shoes on her hands and dances around while everyone else watches in awe because nobody knows what kind of magic tricks they are doing right now with their weird abilities powers strengths skills talents gifts blessings curse hex spell witchcraft sorcery necromancy alchemy transmutation polymorphism morphing changing shapes forms structures designs patterns rhythms beats sounds colors smells tastes textures feelings emotions thoughts ideas concepts theories hypotheses conjectures predictions forecasts estimations calculations measurements observations experiments tests trials runs laps rounds circles squares triangles rectangles polygons pentagons hexagons heptagons octagons nonagons decagons hendecagons dodecagons tridecagon tetradecadecaedron.