Paid to park cop

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A cop who gets a paycheck just to sit there and yell at people who don't know where the curb is.
I saw him give a ticket to a grandma for parking 2 inches off the line.
He pulled me over for not blinking fast enough when I turned the corner.
He gave a ticket to a kid who parked his bike in the wrong lane.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
2
A cop who's paid to be a lazy sore loser and pick on people who are just trying to get to work.
He gave me a ticket for parking in the wrong spot, even though he was in the wrong spot too.
He gave a ticket to a guy who was 2 seconds late to his own job.
He made a kid write 10 times 'I will not park like a donkey.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
3
A cop who sits there like a rotten apple in a fruit basket and throws tickets at anyone who isn't perfect.
He gave me a ticket for parking in the wrong lane, even though he was in the wrong lane.
He gave a ticket to a guy who was 2 seconds late to his own job.
He made a kid write 10 times 'I will not park like a donkey.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
4
A cop who gets a paycheck just to sit there and yell at people who don't know where the curb is.
I saw him give a ticket to a grandma for parking 2 inches off the line.
He pulled me over for not blinking fast enough when I turned the corner.
He gave a ticket to a kid who parked his bike in the wrong lane.
by Slangipedia 7d ago
5
A cop who's paid to be a lazy sore loser and pick on people who are just trying to get to work.
He gave me a ticket for parking in the wrong spot, even though he was in the wrong spot too.
He gave a ticket to a guy who was 2 seconds late to his own job.
He made a kid write 10 times 'I will not park like a donkey.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
6
A cop who sits there like a rotten apple in a fruit basket and throws tickets at anyone who isn't perfect.
He gave me a ticket for parking in the wrong lane, even though he was in the wrong lane.
He gave a ticket to a guy who was 2 seconds late to his own job.
He made a kid write 10 times 'I will not park like a donkey.'
by Slangipedia 7d ago
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