paid programming

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This is the garbage time when you wake up to see shits sold for rich peoples cash while your taxes rot in hell.

Mom yelled, 'Why are we watching a guy sell useless jewelry at 3 AM?'

I swear I paid double my rent just so some idiot could buy plastic watches online.

Fuck yeah its those late night shows where they make you cry over fake promises to sell cheap junk.

The guy on TV promised a free toaster if I watched his stupid ad for an hour.

It is when companies beg you to buy their crap because they know your brain turns off at night.

I stared into the void while a guy screamed about how great his vacuum cleaner was.

Its just a bunch of politicians lying to you so they can spend your hard earned money on nothing.

My dad watched the news and complained that we all paid for this garbage speech.