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You spent your money to watch the guy get his balls broken live on TV, but now you feel like shit for wasting cash.
Fuck me I paid fifty bucks just to see that idiot slap someone in a ring.
My bank account is crying because I bought tickets to watch two idiots fight while I was supposed to save for gas.
I swear my wallet hates me, look at the receipt from that stupid pay-per-view movie where no one even did anything.