Paid in day old bagels

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You got the crummiest deal ever, like you were tricked by a bagel thief.

I paid for the best job ever and got stuck with the worst one.

You thought you were getting a raise, but you got a pay cut in bagel form.

They promised me a vacation and handed me a box of stale bagels.

You were totally ripped off, like you were handed a bagel and called it a feast.

I paid full price and got a discount on a broken toaster.

You signed up for a gym and got a coupon for a bagel shop.

He promised me a car and gave me a bagel and a coupon.

You got the worst possible outcome, like you were promised a pizza and got a bagel.

I paid for a new phone and got a broken one and a coupon for bagels.

You signed up for a luxury membership and got a bagel in the mail.

She promised me a trip and gave me a box of day-old bagels.