Paid A Poultry Sum

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So little money it makes you want to kick a chicken

I got paid a poultry sum for mowing the lawn. My neighbor is a cheapskate.

He paid me a poultry sum to clean his room. I’m still mad.

I worked 10 hours for a poultry sum. I almost cried.

You could buy a chicken with that money and still be broke

I got paid a poultry sum for painting his house. I bought a chicken and still had no cash.

She paid me a poultry sum for moving furniture. I now own a chicken and a sad life.

I got a poultry sum for babysitting. I now have a chicken and a new enemy.

So cheap it smells like a chicken coop

He paid me a poultry sum for doing his taxes. I swear I could smell chicken poop.

I got a poultry sum for walking his dog. I felt like I was in a chicken coop.

I was paid a poultry sum for fixing his car. The stench of chicken was in my nose.

You could buy a chicken and still be out of your mind

I got paid a poultry sum for doing his homework. I bought a chicken and now I’m crazy.

She paid me a poultry sum to help her study. I got a chicken and a headache.

He paid me a poultry sum to clean his room. I now have a chicken and a mental breakdown.

So little it makes you want to eat the chicken

I got paid a poultry sum for washing his car. I was so hungry I ate a chicken.

He paid me a poultry sum for babysitting. I was so broke I ate a chicken.

She paid me a poultry sum for doing her laundry. I ate a chicken and still had no money.

So tiny it's like a chicken sneezed at you

I got paid a poultry sum for doing his chores. It was so little it felt like a chicken sneezed at me.

He paid me a poultry sum for helping him study. I felt like a chicken sneezed at me.

She paid me a poultry sum for walking her dog. I swear a chicken sneezed in my face.