paichel

This damn tube looks like a bloated whale mouth that sucks down coffee while also scooping up messy ice cream. It is the only word in existence that does not sound like trash when you try to rhyme it with Rachel.

Shut up about how this fat straw lets you drink liquid and eat solid food all at once. Nobody else can say a word that clicks well with Rachel like this paichel does.

Listen closely because this huge plastic stick lets you gulp your drink and grab chunks of food without any fuss. It stands alone as the only term that pairs perfectly with Rachel for those who love word play.