Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

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A lifeless blob who cries in the shower and eats cereal for dinner

I saw Paicey in the mall crying into a bag of chips

Paicey texted me: 'I just ate cereal at 2 a. m. and it hurt'

Paicey's mom says he’s been dead inside since 2015

2

A human who smells like old pizza and never leaves their room

Paicey hasn’t left his room since the last election

I walked by Paicey’s house and it smelled like a pizza tomb

Paicey’s dog says he’s been dead inside for 3 years

3

A sad kid who failed life and now just stares at the ceiling

Paicey stared at the ceiling for 6 hours straight

Paicey failed math and now just sits in the dark

Paicey’s teacher says he’s the saddest kid in the school

4

A ghost who eats soup and never talks to anyone

Paicey eats soup every day and never speaks

I saw Paicey eating soup at 3 a. m.

Paicey’s neighbor says he’s been dead inside since 2018

5

A man who wears pajamas and cries at the movies

Paicey cried at the new Marvel movie

Paicey wears pajamas to the store

Paicey’s friend says he cries at every movie

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A kid who sits in the corner and eats donuts for breakfast

Paicey eats donuts at 6 a. m.

I saw Paicey in the corner eating donuts

Paicey’s mom says he’s been dead inside since the 90s