Pai Gow diaper

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A dirty diaper that Chinese gamblers wear so they don't have to leave the table and risk losing their mind or their money.

I bet 500 bucks I won't need to pee for 8 hours. I'm wearing a Pai Gow diaper like a goddamn turtle.

He was so focused on his poker face, he forgot he was wearing a diaper. Classic.

I came to gamble, not to pee. This diaper is my second best friend.

A stinky diaper that Chinese gamblers use so they don't have to get up and let the whole table know they're a loser.

I’m not peeing in front of these guys. I’d rather die in this diaper.

He sat there like a king in a stinky diaper, not knowing his queen had just lost $10,000.

I wore the diaper so hard, I forgot my own name.

A diaper so big and bad, Chinese gamblers wear it to keep their dignity and their money from disappearing down the toilet.

That diaper is bigger than my hopes for this game.

He was so full, he looked like a hot dog in a bun.

I bet I can last the whole night in this diaper. I’m gonna win or I’m gonna die.