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A tryhard is a person who thinks they're cool but they're just sad and desperate.
My cousin is a tryhard. He still wears his middle school shirt and talks about his old crush.
That guy at the gym flexes like he's in a movie. He's a tryhard.
My friend tried to be a tryhard by wearing a hat backwards. It didn’t work.
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A douche bag is someone who smells like old pizza and thinks they're the king of the world.
My uncle is a douche bag. He eats pizza for breakfast and doesn't brush his teeth.
That guy at the bus stop is a douche bag. He smells like a gym sock.
My neighbor is a douche bag. He thinks he's the best at everything.
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June is the month when everyone acts like they're special and no one remembers what happened in May.
June is the worst. My teacher gave me a pop quiz and I failed it.
June is the month when my brother acts like he's the best at everything.
June is the month when my mom forgets my birthday.
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