Pahtittied

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A laughable way to say you destroyed someone so bad they might need a new personality.

I Pahtittied that guy so hard he cried like a baby in a clown suit.

My team Pahtittied them so bad they had to take a nap in the bathroom.

That battle was a Pahtittie so intense my dog fell asleep mid-screaming.

When you beat someone so badly it feels like you gave them a second childhood.

That Pahtittie was so brutal I think they got a tattoo of my face.

After that Pahtittie, I think they’re gonna start a cult around me.

They got Pahtittied so bad their mom called the police.

A fancy word for when you slap someone’s butt so hard they think they’re in a fight club.

I Pahtittied him so hard he started a new life in the middle of the game.

They got Pahtittied like they were in a war and lost.

After that Pahtittie, I think he’s gonna take a vacation to Mars.

When you wipe the floor with someone so bad they think they’ve been exiled to the moon.

That Pahtittie was so strong it made my cat laugh.

I Pahtittied him so bad he started a new religion.

They got Pahtittied so hard they had to take a break from breathing.

A wild way to say you made someone so embarrassed they might as well be dead.

I Pahtittied that guy so bad he got a standing ovation from the ghosts.

They got Pahtittied so bad their dog started a band.

After that Pahtittie, I think they might have a new identity.